Words I don't particularly like: humble

"Humble" (or "humbling") - when used in a situation where the speaker is receiving an award or some other recognition, as in, "I feel humbled that you would choose me," or, "This whole experience has been humbling."

Not only does it not make any sense, it completely distorts the meaning of the word. If someone uses this word, then, at the very least, an explanation is needed - of how, exactly, being recognized makes one feel humble, when, in fact, it should have just the opposite effect.

For instance, one might add, "I feel humbled because although it's nice to be recognized, I wasn't expecting it at all. Really...I had no idea that it would happen today, and look at me - I didn't even iron my shirt, my pants have a stain on the front that makes it look like I've peed myself, and actually, I'm still a little bit drunk from last night. Really, humiliated might be a better word. I'm just terribly embarrassed for myself. I wish I had the decency to shower every day. I'm so sorry. But thank you for the award."

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